I couldn't help but mention how gawddamn S-L-O-W everyone was driving on Sheldon Rd. towards the Citrus Park Mall yesterday. I was driving, the Mrs. was road raging and I was telling her "Don't swear around the kid" (which is why I started this community-so I can vent later and not teach my daughter bad habits). So whenever I went to pass these slowpokes (whenever I wasn't boxed in) it seems every single one was a clueless old asshat or a soccer mom doing what??? USING THE FUCKING CELL PHONE!!!!! If you can't drive normally and not impede the flow of traffic when using a cell phone then pull your sorry ass off the road!!!!!