I was on 275 in the right hand lane this morning about to exit onto Tampa St. when some asshat in a white Chrysler Sebring convertible cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes, lay on the horn and swear like a trucker. Of course today being the office holiday potluck so I had a crockpot full of baked ziti on the passenger side floor. When I slammed on my brakes, the crockpot turned over and EVERYTHING spilled out onto the floor of my car. Thanks for ruining my contribution to the office potluck, you fucktard!!!!!! I should send you the bill for steam cleaning the inside of the car!!!