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Thursday, February 17th, 2005
1:12 am
[rinse_n_repeat]
Turn signals
These old fucks can't find their turn signals anymore or what? They know where that fucking brake petal is though, don't they? And Clearwater? Forget about it! They drive with one foot on the break and the other in the grave. Someone needs to help them out. Any takers?

Current Mood: vigilante
Saturday, January 29th, 2005
11:29 pm
[sayzz]
Hi all- I just came across this community and I am thrilled. I hate driving in Tampa. Grrr! I'm from NY- and I thought NJ drivers where the enemy. Turns out their not so bad- try driving down Hillsborough Ave or MLK - Grr. I lived in Tampa for 7 months and it sucked all around but the shitty drivers just made it worse. What up with having to sit in the middle of the road to make a turn - then people pull up next to you and pull up further than u so u can't see ... GRRRR! Thats so DUMB- who made the roads down there like that? Ok I vented. 275 sucks- bbd sucks
Florida- Nebraska- they all suck -
Saturday, January 1st, 2005
1:10 pm
[ericfluxx]
Yay, in 2 days I get my car back and I get to be reminded how utterly stupid the general public is.

I think we'd be way better off if the state of FL didn't hand out driver licenses like they're lollipops
Thursday, December 16th, 2004
12:44 am
[ericfluxx]
Yeah, drivers around here are fucking idiots. I got slammed into yesterday at van dyke & the veterans/suncoast, rear ended at close to 50mph, and the motherfucker took off. I yell and curse and scream and wish I was a cop all the time so I could pull these stupid fucks over and read them their rights.
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
12:30 pm
[3_legdcat]
Thanks for cutting me off!!!
I was on 275 in the right hand lane this morning about to exit onto Tampa St. when some asshat in a white Chrysler Sebring convertible cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes, lay on the horn and swear like a trucker. Of course today being the office holiday potluck so I had a crockpot full of baked ziti on the passenger side floor. When I slammed on my brakes, the crockpot turned over and EVERYTHING spilled out onto the floor of my car. Thanks for ruining my contribution to the office potluck, you fucktard!!!!!! I should send you the bill for steam cleaning the inside of the car!!!
Friday, September 10th, 2004
10:42 am
[3_legdcat]
Traffic Lights that aren't working
I think this question is on the Florida driver's license written test.

You are approaching a traffic signal that is not working. What do you do?

A)Ignore it and keep moving
B)If you are on the larger of the two streets, keep moving, if you are on the smaller street, stop until you have an opening
C) Treat it as a 4-way stop.
D) Whichever street you are on, yield.

The correct answser is C-TREAT IT AS A 4-WAY STOP YOU ASSHAT!!!! The traffic light outside my subdivision was out Monday morning as a result of Hurricane Frances and I was amazed at the number of people who just blasted thru the intersection at 50 mph completely oblivious to the fact that they were supposed to stop.
Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
5:42 pm
[3_legdcat]
Dale Mabry
Dear FDOT,

What the HELL were you thinking closing northbound Dale Mabry down to 1 lane from MLK to past the Hillsborough overpass--during fucking rush hour???? Are you clueless? Isn't this something that could have waited until late at night? You work on the interstates at night, so why not work on Dale Mabry at night? Thanks to you ass clowns, it took me over an hour to get from Sam's in south Tampa to my home in Town & Country. AARRRGGHHH!!!

Love always,

A certain white Ford F-150

xoxoxoxo

Current Mood: pissed off
5:14 pm
[katiem1982]
It rains in Florida.  ON a daily basis in the summer.  If you have lived here for at least a year, you know this.  Learn how to drive in the damn rain!  There is no reason to slam on your brake on the interstate because it starts to sprinkle.

If you can't drive in the rain, move to Arizona.

Current Mood: annoyed
Thursday, July 22nd, 2004
1:27 pm
[3_legdcat]
Slowpokes & Wide Loads
Dear clueless ass clown in the light blue Toyota Corolla,

What the FUCK were you doing going 45mph in the center lane on 275 when everyone was zipping around you going 20-30mph faster than you? Do you have a death wish? Are you clueless? Yapping on your cell phone? Did the sight of a white Ford F-150 coming up on you at 70mph make you shit your pants? Well here's a hint--people are passing you like you're standing still on both sides! So if you had your thinking cap on, presumably you would have either 1) sped up to the flow of traffic or 2) moved into the slow lane. Or better yet, if you want to drive like a pokey ass, do us all a favor and stay off the damn freeway!!!

Love & hugs,

The white Ford F-150
1:22 pm
[3_legdcat]
Weekly Planet Article
This is from today's Weekly Planet behind the cut

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By the way-I turn left off 5th ave. N. onto 275 north all the time-never have a problem. What gives?

And evidently this guy never has to drive the Veteran's Expressway to 275 North because I do it every day and you wouldn't believe all the lane cutters who decide at the last minute they don't want to get on 275 so they cut across 2 lanes of traffic! I'm sure I could think of more but that would take all day.
Saturday, July 17th, 2004
8:01 pm
[katiem1982]
I can't agree with you more! I live in Wesley Chapel, in between New Tampa and Zephyrhills. If it's not a soccer mom it is someone who is 90 years old and from Canada.

My fiance says I have bad road rage, I think I'm getting better than I used to be!

This will definitely be a great place to vent about it though! Thanks for creating this community!
Tuesday, July 6th, 2004
3:37 pm
[3_legdcat]
4th of July Hangover?????
I couldn't help but mention how gawddamn S-L-O-W everyone was driving on Sheldon Rd. towards the Citrus Park Mall yesterday. I was driving, the Mrs. was road raging and I was telling her "Don't swear around the kid" (which is why I started this community-so I can vent later and not teach my daughter bad habits). So whenever I went to pass these slowpokes (whenever I wasn't boxed in) it seems every single one was a clueless old asshat or a soccer mom doing what??? USING THE FUCKING CELL PHONE!!!!! If you can't drive normally and not impede the flow of traffic when using a cell phone then pull your sorry ass off the road!!!!!
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004
10:30 am
[3_legdcat]
lane jumpers
WTF is the deal with these lane jumpers at Veterans Expressway & 275????? I've seen it many times before, but this morning as I was in the center lane of the southbound Vets (for those who don't know, the right lane is exit only onto 275 north, the center lane you can either exit onto 275 or merge onto westbound Kennedy to the Howard Frankland Bridge, and the left lane merges onto eastbound Kennedy. I almost always take the center lane because you don't have to merge onto 275-you get a whole new lane. Well, some fucktard minivan-driving soccer mom YAPPING ON HER CELL PHONE in the right lane decides "Oh shit-I want to go to Westshore Mall. I need to be in the left lane. So as she cuts across 3 lanes of traffic, she nearly took out myself and 8 other vehicles. So I would like to personally tell "cell phone using soccermom" HANG UP AND FUCKING DRIVE!!!!!!
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